Lisa Haydon

What do you say about Lisa Haydon that hasn’t already been said? Simple. She’s the sum total of all that we hold dear—killer bod, smashing personality and a face that’ll save your life. 

Photographs: Darren Centofanti

She has an infectious laugh. That’s one of the first things you notice about the dynamite lisa haydon… that is, after you recover from the scorching hotness. Lisa came in at No. 29 on maxim’s hot 100 list this year, and she gets hotter every time you see her. For her first appearance in maxim, she’s firing up these pages in the colours of the military (and of the season). You’ll need all the ammo you can muster to shield your senses, but make no mistake—she’s here to make you burn.

Your sister’s also made her debut and is making waves like you. Will we see you two together? In a sexy catfight, maybe?

We are way past the stage of catfights. We had them practically every day growing up, though. Malika was such a cow of a big sister in my high school years… I hope she reads this! But now, we just verbally abuse each other for a few minutes when we’re fighting and then go back to being best friends again. But we only hug once a year when we are slightly buzzed. We are your typical sisters. Nothing goes undisclosed between us.

Well, you both are pretty different too. And we’d have killed to be around when you guys were growing up. And speaking of hugs, you know the effect you have on men all over the world. How comfortable are you with your sex appeal?

I never think of anything I do as being necessarily sexy. Since I come from a modelling background, people perceive me a certain way and, over time, that will hopefully change. But to answer your question, yes, I am extremely comfortable with my body.

What about men? Having lived in India, Australia and the US, who are the coolest guys to hang out with?

There are cool men everywhere. Aussie men are very outdoorsy and sporty, Indian men are pretty intellectual and American men are a combination of both. And, please, I don’t choose who I like according to their race or creed. I just like who I like and that is usually for karmic or other reasons.

Damn, we were hoping we’d have an edge. But moving to hot women, if you had to star in a lesbian movie, who’d you want as a costar?

Gosh, I’m just not attracted to women. Is that bad? I love looking at them, though.

We like looking at them, too. But probably with more wicked eyes. You can’t really blame us, given that we have hotties like you around us. What do you get most complimented for?

It’s mostly for my eyes and then for my legs!

Your legs, your legs, your legs. They’re among God’s best gift to mankind. If you were made the fitness guru of Bollywood, which actress would you reward as the one with the best body?

I would think Diana Penty has the best body in the industry.

Huh, that’s good to know, ’cos we love that girl too! Tell us, if we had to ask you out, what would make you say yes?

It’s actually quite simple. All you have to do is be cool, not narcissistic, and open-minded.

We were born open-minded, if a little thick. We’re not narcissistic either, because we don’t know what it means. So, a date’s on, then? But what is the biggest turn-off?

It certainly has to be narcissism. I simply detest such men.

You’re strict about this “narcissism” thing… thank God for our crap vocabulary! If the world actually ends in 2012, would you be naughty?

Naughty? And me? Just so you know, I’m never naughty!

Please say you’re kidding. If you saw a cool guy—us—at a party, would you make the first move?

I wouldn’t make any moves. I believe that men should make the first move. Call me conventional or whatever, but that’s how it is for me. But if I really like a guy, I may give him a look.

How’d you rate yourself—and, for argument’s sake, your sis—on a hotness scale of 10?

I can’t rate myself. And I’m sure my score would be nothing great. But my sister, Malika, is a perfect 10.