Funny SMS Collection

Funny SMS Collection

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Pathan’s theory about moon.
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Moon is better than Sun because Moon gives
light in night when light is needed but Sun gives
light in day when light is notCheer up!
If u r sometimes feeling a little useless,
discouraged or depressed:
Just remember that u were once the fastest and
most victorious little sper needed”:D

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~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, 
I don't worry I don't cry, 
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? 
The father says to him, don't stress my son 
u should see the one who is reading this!!

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Sardar Said to Doctor:
Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

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1st ever intelligent Sardar.

Teacher:
what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Sardar:
u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything

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